I was born. I went to school. I got a job. I am here now. And...Uhh, let's see. I am a die-hard art advocate, but only for art's sake. Really, I don't know what happened to art in its purest form, but if you buy into any of these so-called modern artist who use their "talent" as a knife and fork to shove meaningless junk into your lives, then I have nothing for you.