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Apr. 30th, 2006 08:59 am
Wolfman's got nards!!!

So about three weeks ago, I started feeling this dull pain in my groin region. Actually, and to be more specific, it was on my right gonad. It was just now starting to feel better.
Imagine, if you will kind reader (if you are a male, or are a woman who has had a rough bout of the mensies) what it would be like to walk around with a "Kicked in the nuts" feeling.........all day long for three weeks. Sleeping has been an interesting thing as well.
If you are wondering why I haven't gone to the doctor, don't worry, I have.
Three times.
It's not fun at all to have some older lady doctor (whom I've seen twice) and a scruffy Jewish male doctor (whom I've seen once) feel your testings 1,2,3, let me tell you. What's even less fun is that they've both given me the same diagnosis, and I can't for the life of me remember what it was called. Teste-something or other. I imagine the fact that they had their hands on my two veggies while telling me what it was called had something to do with me not paying attention, but who can say for sure.
This has caused me to miss work as well, seeing as I couldn't be about lifting anything, or pushing stuff around. I would constantly limp as one would imagine. I couldn't cross my legs. I couldn't breakdance like I wanted either.
I for real thought it was cancer, but I've heard that testicular cancer would only hurt at the latter stages of development and usually in a person's stomach. Turns out I'll live.
The reason I'm telling you all this wonderful stuff now is that about a couple of minutes ago, my cat, which weighs far more than most children, just jumped into my lap and hit me right in the "kill zone." It's all I can do to keep from screaming and waking up my wife right now, so I'm just typing along and trying to reach out and touch someone...cause God knows I'm tired of people touching me!

-Paul.

Current Mood: sore sore
Current Music: it hurts really bad

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(Anonymous)
May. 1st, 2006 04:53 am (UTC)
remember when you were young

Thats gotta suck. I feel i'm in a constant state of mental anguish, so if you can imagine what thats like, i'll imagine what the gonad pain is like, then a week later will exchange notes and build a formal essay of complaint, and file it in the 'why life sucks cabinate' and then we'll not dance, not drink, not be merry and live our lives confused and annoyed. but no really, I'm listening to pink floyd and i think something is wrong with me.


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vincentburden
vincentburden
vincentburden
May. 1st, 2006 07:43 pm (UTC)
Re: remember when you were young

HAHAHA! There's nothing wrong with you. Lost Peace (blame Floyd).
It happens to some folks. But see there's a flip-side to this. Last night I went to visit a friend of mine and he was willing to make me copies of the Advent Children OST, Kingdom Hearts 2 OST, and a SNES emulator with the games Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy III (yes I spelled that right), Earthbound, and Super Metroid.

That's not to say that bad stuff won't happen, but the real challenge lies in shifting your focus from them to the good.
I can easily say that I like the things in life that I like more than the things that I don't like. If that even makes sense.


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(Anonymous)
May. 1st, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC)
nuts are people too.. wait thats not right

hahaha it was salem!!!!!! i sowwy wittle woggles!!! i still love you..::does a breakdance:: thats for you kid!


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vincentburden
vincentburden
vincentburden
May. 1st, 2006 08:09 pm (UTC)
Re: nuts are people too.. wait thats not right

Damn blacks.....I mean black cats.


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(Anonymous)
May. 2nd, 2006 05:14 pm (UTC)
Gonads in Strife

Gonads in Strife. Gonads in Strife. Gonads in Strife.

Gonads in the Lightening...

blame it all on Weez.


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vincentburden
vincentburden
vincentburden
May. 3rd, 2006 04:14 am (UTC)
Re: Gonads in Strife

I was like, "Oh my GOD WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Now I'm just like, "Ow, why God? EEEEEEEEEEK!"


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